Me: I have had only one cup of decaf coffee today.
Jenn: Maybe that’s the reason for your headache.
Me: The probably is the reason for my headache. I’ve had no caffein today.
Jenn: And there’s none left in the pot.
Me: That’s okay. I need to wean myself off. Actually I’m not weaning myself off, I’m going cold turkey.
Abbie: Maybe one of your students had it.
Abbie: Maybe one of your students had some turkey… or coffee.