My kids are nuts. I’m sure every parent thinks that at certain times. Allow me to present a sample of what we have come to call Abbieisms:
#1: Wouldn’t it be weird if you saw a monkey and it walked up to you and punched you in the head?
Um, yes…yes it would. Especially here in southern central Nebraska.
#2: What would you think if your computer exploded and the whole world turned into Minecraft?
Dude, minecraft already infects my dreams. I close my eyes and see blocks of earth and stone. It reminds of the 80s when thought Tetris was a Russian plot to control our minds.
So, yea, my kids are nuts.