Good Bad Puns

In an effort to get to know the community we’ll be moving to, we’ve been receiving the Holdrege paper since we were called to serve there.  In the recent paper there was a kids section with some viking oriented jokes and riddles.  Here are a few that tickled me:

What kind of a car does a viking drive?
A Fjord.

Why was the musician kicked off the longboat?
He kept rocking the boat.

Which viking likes books?
Eric the Read.

I love a good bad pun 🙂

1 thought on “Good Bad Puns

  1. I shared the first two out loud in front of other people and was booed so bad I didn’t make it to the third.

    *shrug*

    Some people just don’t know a good pun when it smacks ’em in the backside.

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