I like that my two-year-old son calls the Bible the “Jesus Book”.
The nine-year-old is running through the house in sleeper PJs wearing a bandana across her face in classic western bandit style throwing down duplo blocks as caltrops being chased by the seven-year-old who is wearing[…]
My four-year-old daughter was freaking out because there was a hair in her bath. She has to be one of the most persnickety kids I’ve ever met! It’s like she belongs to a different social[…]
Maggie: I wonder how Rudolph’s nose started glowing? Me: I don’t know. Maggie: Maybe he got into some magic and snorted it up his nose and it started glowing.
Congressman to TSA: Stop harassing pilot, fix the problem Nico Melendez, a spokesman based in Los Angeles, said “The TSA is confident in the tools the airport has implemented and reminds passengers there are security[…]
Even if we can pay attention to what the preacher is saying, we won’t understand it unless God helps us. And even if we understand it, we won’t care unless God makes us to care.[…]
May you be strengthened with all power, according to his glorious might, for all endurance and patience with joy, giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of the[…]
Recreation is my shepherd, I shall not stay at home; It maketh me to lie down in a sleeping bag; It leadeth me down the interstate each weekend. It restoreth my suntan; It leadeth me[…]
Here’s another entry from my church funny bin. I must confess that my carnal nature things this is crazy enough to work. The Lord’s Lottery Theological Basis: ‘As a man winneth so will he giveth.’[…]
In my new home state of Nebraska I’ve periodically teased people about Husker Football being the state religion. As I was reading through old humor emails I ran across this little gem: Benchwarmer – Those[…]